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Episode 92: Papa Smurf
Episode 92: Papa Smurf
sarcasticgamer.com — Doc, Dave, and Lono are back to discuss Modern Warfare 2, Assassin’s Creed 2, and the Extra... Life total. That and not much more… is right here. Welcome to Episode 92 of the Sarcastic Gamer Podcast. The Red Show. Subscribe here . Leave an iTunes review here . Download the show ... (more) Episode 92: Papa Smurf
Mercs Inc to bring sexy explosions back
Mercs Inc to bring sexy explosions back
sarcasticgamer.com — A game doesn’t have to be a masterpiece to earn a warm place in my heart. Take... for example Mercenaries 2: World in Flames , a game that, despite its flaws, was still incredibly fun. I don’t remember any plot details, but can tell you that there were sexy explosions. Lots and lots ... (more) Mercs Inc to bring sexy explosions back
The Sarcastic Gamer Duelist League, Week 11 (Nov 25-Dec 1):Left 4 Dead (1 or 2)
The Sarcastic Gamer Duelist League, Week 11 (Nov 25-Dec 1):Left 4 Dead (1 or 2)
sarcasticgamer.com — Okay, my attempt to get someone to stop TheStonedSheep and his reign of terror across the Sarcastic... Gamer first person shooter arena failed. He managed to take down two more victims this week, still remaining undefeated by crushing all challengers. So, I have to get more creative.  ... (more) The Sarcastic Gamer Duelist League, Week 11 (Nov 25-Dec ...
SG Review: GUNNAR Optiks Collection
SG Review: GUNNAR Optiks Collection
sarcasticgamer.com — Hey there, sweet thang. Howza 'bout you take off them glasses and let a gamer show you... how to up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start? When I was at PAX this year, I kept walking back and forth in front of the GUNNAR Optiks booth, thinking that I should drop some coin on a ... (more) SG Review: GUNNAR Optiks Collection
Good Morning. Watch This! 11/25/09
Good Morning. Watch This! 11/25/09
sarcasticgamer.com — Oh, now I see who Tony Hawk: Ride is being marketed for. Yeah, the video’s fake, but... still…if you can suspend your disbelief for six seconds… (more) Good Morning. Watch This! 11/25/09
SGCP- GFC 2
SGCP- GFC 2
sarcasticgamer.com — Snaps, DeathbyWaffle and Killgraft present the GFC podcast episode 2 ! This week on GFC they introduce... their first contest. Listen to the episode to find out the specifics on what you need to do to participate. Submit entries to deathbywaffle@gmail.com. If you win, you’ll get ... (more) SGCP- GFC 2
SG Review: Assassin’s Creed II
SG Review: Assassin’s Creed II
sarcasticgamer.com — Released in November 2007, Assassin’s Creed was an incredibly ambitious game that attracted lofty expectations. An innovative... title in many ways, Ubisoft introduced gamers to a realm and era not often addressed by the interactive entertainment industry. Much of the appeal was the ability to ... (more) SG Review: Assassin’s Creed II
The Little Guy: Datel takes Microsoft to court over memory cards
The Little Guy: Datel takes Microsoft to court over memory cards
sarcasticgamer.com — If there’s one thing we all love, it’s an underdog. Nothing warms us up like a story... of the little guy going up against the big dudes and winning. Which, um, might not happen here because the big dudes have a lot of money. Hrrrrm. Datel — who I remember fondly for ... (more) The Little Guy: Datel takes Microsoft to court over ...
Man Marries a Video Game.  In Other News: Civilization Continues to Spiral Out of Control
Man Marries a Video Game. In Other News: Civilization Continues to Spiral Out of Control
sarcasticgamer.com — They will never understand our passion, my love. NEVER! After last week’s trickery with the whole Mass:... We Pray with the god damnable Dante’s Inferno PR stunt, I’m now nervous about getting any kind of story this off the wall. My mind immediately goes through the “this has to be a trick” ... (more) Man Marries a Video Game. In Other News: Civilization ...
How To Lose Friends and EAlienate People
How To Lose Friends and EAlienate People
sarcasticgamer.com — Electronic Arts used to be THE most evil gaming empire in the whole of gamingdom. EA may... have lost that title to Activision in recent years, but it seems EA want to restate their claim. With a series of unpopular press statements commenting on the need to focus on existing franchises, mass ... (more) How To Lose Friends and EAlienate People
SG Brown Episode 1: Dr. Mario, Gynecologist
SG Brown Episode 1: Dr. Mario, Gynecologist
sarcasticgamer.com — On this episode of de humps… sorry, the all new SG Brown show, the crew discusses: the... top 200 games of all time, Modern Warfare 2’s No Russian level, controller comfort, and more. So listen up, and find out what Brown can do for you. IMPORTANT: Please note that the Sarcastic ... (more) SG Brown Episode 1: Dr. Mario, Gynecologist
Advanced Player’s Guide to Modern Warfare 2’s Multiplayer
Advanced Player’s Guide to Modern Warfare 2’s Multiplayer
sarcasticgamer.com — If you survived long enough to shed that Newbie status,it’s time to start playing with the big... boys in Modern Warfare 2. In our Advanced Player’s guide, well navigate the levels of 18 through 39 and give you the tips and tricks you’ll need to power level and maximize your ... (more) Advanced Player’s Guide to Modern Warfare 2’s Multiplayer
PSN Digital Comics: Seriously friggin’ cool.
PSN Digital Comics: Seriously friggin’ cool.
sarcasticgamer.com — I am not, I will confess, a comic book kind of guy. I know people who read... comics, I will happily read them if I am given them, but I will not go out and religiously dedicate myself to a universe, mainly because I just can’t be bothered. But then I had a go at the new PSP Digital ... (more) PSN Digital Comics: Seriously friggin’ cool.
“Fool Me Once, Dante’s Inferno, Shame On You…”
“Fool Me Once, Dante’s Inferno, Shame On You…”
sarcasticgamer.com — Sunufabeeoch. If you haven’t heard, the wackjobs over the PR department responsible for Dante’s Inferno got me.... My article last week about a Boston-based developer coming up with the “church simulator” Mass: We Pray scheduled to release on Easter 2010, was nothing ... (more) “Fool Me Once, Dante’s Inferno, Shame On You…”
Good Morning, Watch This! 11/23/09
Good Morning, Watch This! 11/23/09
sarcasticgamer.com — Ever wonder what it’s like being in the military during a war? Well, thanks to the fine... fake journalists over at the Onion, you can now get a preview glimpse at real military life though Infinity Ward’s next title in the Modern Warfare series, Modern Warfare 3 . Sodding ... (more) Good Morning, Watch This! 11/23/09
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